Funny Santa Crewneck Sweatshirt — "I Checked My List Twice... You're Still Not On It" Holiday Sweater

Santa Checked his list twice... and you're still not on it... What is holiday cheer without our Sarcastic Santa... This limited edition drop blends holiday spirit with unapologetic confidence... Festive and fearless... Santa got jokes, and so do you... Who says cozy can't come with a little bit of Sarcasm ;)

This cozy crewneck brings a wink of holiday mischief to slow, laughter-filled moments. A laid-back fit and medium-heavy fleece wrap you in warmth while the retro Santa illustration — sunglasses, beard, and all — delivers deadpan humor: “I checked my list twice... You’re still not on it.” It sits easily over jeans or lounging pants, ready for tree-decorating nights, office holiday parties, casual family gatherings, or low-key holiday movie marathons. The soft cotton blend and tubular construction keep the silhouette clean and relaxed, so it feels lived-in from the first wear without losing shape. Put it on, shrug, and let the world know you’re in on the joke.

Product Type: Sweatshirt

Theme/Features: Playful, slightly sarcastic holiday humor with a cool, retro Santa graphic; relaxed, cozy construction and medium-heavy fleece

Target Audience: People who enjoy tongue-in-cheek holiday apparel, casual gift shoppers, adults with a laid-back sense of humor

Occasions: Holiday parties, tree-trimming nights, casual family gatherings, seasonal lounging

Story: Pull this sweatshirt on when the lights come up and the playlist is familiar. It’s the one you reach for when you want warmth without fuss and a little sideways grin. The dropped shoulders and soft inner fleece make it feel like a favorite from day one. Wear it while sipping cocoa, untangling lights, or lingering after dinner talking nonsense. The graphic says what you’re thinking — any room that needs a laugh will find one.

Speak Their Language: This is a comfy, no-fuss crew with medium-weight fleece and tubular knit that keeps things tidy and waste-minimized. The classic fit and 1x1 ribbing with spandex mean it stretches on and snaps back, so layering under a coat or over a tee stays effortless. REACH-certified materials and a tear-away label keep things simple and wearable for adult sizes.

 

Product Features:
- Medium-heavy 8.4 oz fleece: warm, cozy hand-feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams): smooth, clean silhouette
- 1x1 ribbed cuffs & hem with spandex: stretchy yet returns to shape
- 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester blend (varies by color)
- Dropped shoulders and classic fit for relaxed layering

Product features
- Medium-heavy 8.4 oz/yd² (285 g/m²) fleece for warmth and comfort
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a smooth, streamlined look
- 1x1 ribbed cuffs and bottom hem with spandex for stretch and recovery
- 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester blend (fiber content varies by color)
- Dropped shoulders and classic fit for relaxed, effortless layering

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean